Attention all men!

Finally an app where women love you just the way you are! Finally an app that takes advantage of matrimonial fantasyland. Finally an app where you can make-believe that your offensive and disgusting behavior is  actually desirable to your wife or girlfriend. It's called "DreamWife".

With the simple push of a button, you can experience pretend yet positive affirmations throughout the day, such as: 

1) Honey you don't have to put up the toilet seat, I like taking a little 3 am butt bath.

2) Honey I don't mind when you fart under the sheets, you're like my little personal Potpourri.

3) Honey you sit here there and watch the game; I'll go mow the lawn. But first, can I bring you another beer and give you a foot massage?

4) Honey I like it when you leave your dirty clothes on the floor for me to pickup, it gives me a little aerobic activity at the end of my day.

5) I agree Honey, kissing is highly over rated, just high five me again…same thing.

Speaking of fantasyland, play these for your real wife as a training course to demonstrate how she can be more loving, caring and understanding to increase harmony in the marriage. 

Please note your sleeping on the couch after sharing these with her is just her way of saying that she needs some alone time to really assimilate these brilliant suggestions. 

There are more than 100 hilarious sayings with a soothing and sympathetic female voice that doesn't exist in the real world -- loving you and all of your contemptible actions unconditionally. 

"DreamWife" Never leave home without her!

REVIEWS:

"Very Funny Stuff!" - iTunes review

"A really winning App! Lots of fun, I've been having a blast with it. Thanks! " - iTunes review

"The Feel Good App of The Year!" - iTunes review

"Love it!" - Clayton Morris, host of "Gadgets and Games"